Indiana Jones & The Cornershop of Doom

My local corner shop is owned by an Indian family. One of their employees is also from India. He is really tall, very overweight (in other words 'fat'), has a bushy beard and wears a turban. He reminds me of a baddie in an Indiana Jones film. When he finishes serving a customer he looks at the next person in the queue, briefly considers whipping out his machete, but instead says with his strong Indian accent "Yes please and next!". Always makes me smile!